my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
omg plot twist, I laughed so fucking hard.
I shouldn’t be laughing this hard i feel like the cat burnt down the house and ate everyone in it